万年（wànnián）ten thousand years
好运（hǎoyùn）good luck
绝缘体（juéyuántǐ）insulated body
你有没有特别不幸运(xìngyùn. Lucky, fortunate)的一段时间？
Have you ever been through an unlucky time?
吃方便没有调料(tiáoliào. condiment)包，走在路上新鞋的鞋跟断了，一场大雨后被飞驰(fēichí. Rushing through, going at a high speed)而来的汽车刚好溅(jiàn. Splash)了一身水……
Eating instant noodle without condiment pack, heels broken while you are walking after 3 days of purchase, splashed wet by a racing car after a thunderstorm…
那恭喜(gōngxǐ. Congratulate)你，你正式拥有了“万年好运绝缘体”，从此好运与你无缘(wúyuán. Missed, no relation)。
Then congratulations, you officially become the ‘ten thousand years good luck insulator’, good luck will not contact you.
不知道从什么时候，“万年好运绝缘体”代替(dàitì. Instead of, substitute) “喝凉水都塞牙”，成了对运气不好的最新自嘲(zìcháo. Self-tease, self-mock)方式，盛传(shèngchuán. Spread violently)网络世界。
Don’t know from what time, ‘wànnián hǎoyùn juéyuán tǐ’ defeated ‘hē liángshuǐ dōu sāiyá’, and becomes the newest self-tease of bad luck, populated in the internet.
自嘲归自嘲，我们心里应该明白，没有什么人会真的一直不走运。你的时代会来的。
No matter how much you tease yourself, we need to know that no one will stay unlucky forever. Your time will come.